Dear President Trumpster,

I’m the grandchild of immigrants (all 4 of them), and I disagree with you on many things. I think you lie a lot, possibly compulsively. I don’t love you the way you want me to. You wouldn’t like much about me. To you, I am likely a bad hombre.

And I have a question: when you send all of the immigrants back, where will I go? You see, my grandparents come from Germany (x2), Poland and Russia (I know I should like you for my Russian side, but it was Russian Jews, so not so much.) Will you try to send me to only one country? Do they have to agree to take me? If I disagree with you enough, will you, in your wisdom (b/c we know how you love the Bible), cut me up and send me to 4 different places (North and South Germany…) I’m very confused about how this is going to work.

Given all of the above though, I still throw in my lot with all of the other immigrants who make this country great. I know you won’t think through this stuff like most people expect you too. Maybe there are at least a couple of sane adults around you who will. We are actively watching.
Sincerely,
Grandchild of Immigrants